Magic the Gathering lyrics

This is magic the gathering not that yu-gi-oh shit
I have a custom built deck not a starter kit

Green

This is magic the gathering it's about growth instinct and nature
That is why I use a green deck, to be krosa forest butcher

I'm the king of the elves when I use my green deck
Make you take a long walk in the forest it's gonna be a trek
I know how to control the beast within me
You are gonna be overwhelmed by my library
When I use rampant growth I will not play nice
Please don't be distracted by my birds of paradise
This is a tooth and nail spectacle
I'll tear you apart like a thorn elemental
In no time you will notice that I am a krosan beast
I'm the master of the wild hunt and you are the feast

Red

This is magic the gathering I play by impulse
The emotion on my face is never false

Whether you mess with my goblin or my troll
The anger inside me is out of my control
With kamahl by my side I am ready for a pit fight
Prepare to feel the flame from the mouth of my hellkite
Feeling like a king atop my mountain
Your destiny is decided by my wheel of fortune
Using red mana to cast my lava axe
I will hit you so quick I am lightning bolt fast
Wizards treat me like I'm Chandra the firebrand
After I destroy you I fly away on my shivran dragon

Black

This is magic the gathering only death is in my swamp
Here you will find worse monsters than the author of meine kompf

With my black deck I have signed a contract from below
My swamp is the most dangerous place that you can go
I promise that you will feel so much terror
The unholy strength of my vampire is no error
You will all feel the wrath of my doom blade
Please do not fear my whispering shade
You know that my graveyard is my only friend
I will stand by my dark ritual until your end
I will mention the zombie horde before they decay
You are already beaten; I have nothing left to say

White

This is magic the gathering and my deck is white
What I have to offer is protection order and light

If you don't know the wrath of god is on the plains
I roll with akroma Gideon and ajani, remember their names
The Day of Judgment will destroy all on my land
Just before I lay the sun titan from my hand
My specialty is to replenish my life
I will pacify you then stick you with a soldier's knife
Life link is attached to my white knight
The oblivion ring will help me finish the fight
I will be your angelic guide to heaven's gate
Then introduce you to your fate

Blue

This is magic the gathering I'm about knowledge and manipulation
But maybe if you open your eyes, is this all just an illusion?

With the blue deck I use sorcery, spells and tricks
But if I have to, I summon the vizzerdrix
I will use spells to sculpt your mind like I'm Jace
You may see a stroke of genius across my face
You had better be ready for a mana leak
Because my force of will will mana drain the weak
Summoning merfolk as a misdirection
My time spiral will have you questioning fact or fiction
If you mess with me I will ruin your day
You will be stranded on my island like Tom Hanks in castaway